FOB test. Mike you MUST take this test...

If you score more than 60%, you are high up on the Asian-ness scale.

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[] You were born in Asia
[] You use the term "Azn"
[] You think DDR is cool
[] You watch anime
[] You like Korean dramas
[] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[] You drink lemon tea

X's so far:1/10

[] once in a while you style your hair
[] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents
[] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report card
[x] You study Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[] You play badminton or table tennis
[x] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge

X's so far: 6/20 (the accounting got me )

[] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[] You own an Asian car
[x] You're not the only child
[] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[x] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer asian girls
[] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[] You can do the rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[] You play video games

X's so far: 9/30

[] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[] You have karaoke at home
[] You have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK
[ ] You've been to a LAN party more than 3 times
[] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console
[x] You play a musical instrument
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks well
[] You get nothing if you do well in school

X's so far: 13/40

[] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
[] You don't like football
[] You have a curfew
[] You know what ulzzang/tb means...tuberculosis??
[] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[] You've played final fantasy
[] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 14/50

[x] You know what bok choy is
[x] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[] You have/had a tutor
[x] You've had pocky/yan yan before
[] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad" and then he replies "Ask your mum
[] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it
[] You have tasted durian
[] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering
[] You have eaten snake
[] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are.

X's so far: 17/60

[] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle"
[] You have or have had a bowl cut
[] Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids
[x] You eat everything with chopsticks
[] You hang your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours
[] You are applying to an ivy league college
[] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone
[] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast
[] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT
[] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV

X's so far: 18/70

[] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much
[x] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least
[x] You have had to wear hand-me-downs
[x] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free.
[] You fight for the bill because of face, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal
[] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time
[] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife"
[] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein
[] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it affects of it
[] You love hot pot

X's so far: 21/80

[x] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts
[] Your parents are especially loud on the phone
[] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant
[]You try to coerce others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company
[] You give fruits as gifts.
[] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things
[x] You are smaller in size compared to the Caucasian population
[x] You have relatives in Canada
[x] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you
[] You use faces like -_-,xD, xP, or T.T
X's so far: 25/90

[] Every big event revolves around food
[] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines
[x] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way
[] You try to save money on everything you buy
[x] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight
[] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia
[] School is always the number one priority in your family
[] You care a lot about honour and saving face.
[] Your parents expect you to do everything right.
[] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking.

TOTAL: 27/100

HA IM ONLY 27% ASIAN.

If you score more than 60%, you are high up on the Asian-ness scale.

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[] You were born in Asia
[] You use the term "Azn"
[x] You think DDR is cool
[] You watch anime
[x] You like Korean dramas
[] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[x] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea

X's so far:6/10

[x] once in a while you style your hair
[] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report card
[] You study Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[] You play badminton or table tennis
[] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge

X's so far: 11/20

[] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[] You own an Asian car
[x] You're not the only child
[] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer asian girls
[] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[] You can do the rubiks cube
[] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[] You play video games

X's so far: 12/30

[x] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[] You have karaoke at home
[x] You have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK
[ ] You've been to a LAN party more than 3 times
[] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console
[x] You play a musical instrument
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks well
[] You get nothing if you do well in school

X's so far: 18/40

[] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
[] You don't like football
[] You have a curfew
[] You know what ulzzang/tb means...tuberculosis??
[] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[] You've played final fantasy
[] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 20/50

[x] You know what bok choy is
[] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[x] You have/had a tutor
[x] You've had pocky/yan yan before
[] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad" and then he replies "Ask your mum
[x] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it
[x] You have tasted durian
[] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering
[] You have eaten snake
[] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are.

X's so far: 25/60

[] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle"
[] You have or have had a bowl cut
[] Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids
[] You eat everything with chopsticks
[] You hang your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours
[] You are applying to an ivy league college
[] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone
[x] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast
[] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT
[] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV

X's so far: 26/70

[] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much
[] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least
[] You have had to wear hand-me-downs
[] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free.
[] You fight for the bill because of face, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal
[] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time
[] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife"
[] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein
[] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it affects of it
[] You love hot pot

X's so far: 26/80

[] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts
[] Your parents are especially loud on the phone
[x] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant
[]You try to coerce others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company
[] You give fruits as gifts.
[] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things
[] You are smaller in size compared to the Caucasian population
[] You have relatives in Canada
[] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you
[] You use faces like -_-,xD, xP, or T.T
X's so far: 27/90

[] Every big event revolves around food
[] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines
[] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way
[] You try to save money on everything you buy
[] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight
[] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia
[] School is always the number one priority in your family
[] You care a lot about honour and saving face.
[] Your parents expect you to do everything right.
[] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking.

TOTAL: 27/100

27%. BOOOO. I overestimated by inner yellow. More of a twinkie than I thought...Aish.

wow im exactly the same as hannah...
hannah, i thinks its because we go to art schools... we cant avoid it...

If you score more than 60%, you are high up on the Asian-ness scale.

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[] You were born in Asia
[] You use the term "Azn"
[x] You think DDR is cool
[X] You watch anime
[x] You like Korean dramas
[] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[x] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea

X's so far:7/10

[x] once in a while you style your hair
[] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report card
[] You study Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[X] You play badminton or table tennis
[X] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge

X's so far: 14/20

[] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[] You own an Asian car
[x] You're not the only child
[] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[x] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer asian girls
[x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[] You can do the rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[x] You play video games

X's so far: 20/30

[x] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[] You have karaoke at home
[x] You have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK
[ ] You've been to a LAN party more than 3 times
[] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console
[x] You play a musical instrument
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks well
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school

X's so far: 27/40

[] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
[x] You don't like football
[] You have a curfew
[x] You know what ulzzang/tb means...tuberculosis??
[] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[x] You've played final fantasy
[] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 33/50

[x] You know what bok choy is
[s] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[x] You have/had a tutor
[x] You've had pocky/yan yan before
[x] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad" and then he replies "Ask your mum
[x] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it
[] You have tasted durian
[] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering
[] You have eaten snake
[] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are.

X's so far: 39/60

[] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle"
[] You have or have had a bowl cut
[x] Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids
[x] You eat everything with chopsticks
[] You hang your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours
[] You are applying to an ivy league college
[] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone
[x] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast
[] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT
[] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV

X's so far: 42/70

[] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much
[x] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least
[] You have had to wear hand-me-downs
[] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free.
[] You fight for the bill because of face, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal
[] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time
[] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife"
[] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein
[] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it affects of it
[] You love hot pot

X's so far: 43/80

[] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts
[x] Your parents are especially loud on the phone
[x] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant
[x]You try to coerce others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company
[x] You give fruits as gifts.
[] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things
[] You are smaller in size compared to the Caucasian population
[x] You have relatives in Canada
[] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you
[] You use faces like -_-,xD, xP, or T.T
X's so far: 48/90

[x] Every big event revolves around food
[x] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines
[] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way
[] You try to save money on everything you buy
[x] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight
[] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia
[] School is always the number one priority in your family
[] You care a lot about honour and saving face.
[] Your parents expect you to do everything right.
[x] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking.

TOTAL: 52/100

52% i'm a fob wannbe what a gay.

52%?????????? i wonder what mike will get

f you score more than 60%, you are high up on the Asian-ness scale.

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[x] You were born in Asia
[] You use the term "Azn"
[] You think DDR is cool
[] You watch anime
[] You like Korean dramas
[] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[] You eat rice almost everyday
[] You drink lemon tea

X's so far:2/10

[] once in a while you style your hair
[] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report card
[] You study Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[X] You play badminton or table tennis
[] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge

X's so far: 7/20

[] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[] You own an Asian car
[x] You're not the only child
[] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[x] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer asian girls
[] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[] You can do the rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[x] You play video games

X's so far: 12/30

[] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[] You have karaoke at home
[x] You have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK
[ ] You've been to a LAN party more than 3 times
[] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console
[x] You play a musical instrument
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks well
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school

X's so far: 18/40

[] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
[] You don't like football
[] You have a curfew
[] You know what ulzzang/tb means...tuberculosis??
[] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[x] You've played final fantasy
[] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 22/50

[x] You know what bok choy is
[] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[] You have/had a tutor
[x] You've had pocky/yan yan before
[] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad" and then he replies "Ask your mum
[x] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it
[] You have tasted durian
[] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering
[] You have eaten snake
[] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are.

X's so far: 25/60

[] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle"
[] You have or have had a bowl cut
[x] Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids
[] You eat everything with chopsticks
[] You hang your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours
[] You are applying to an ivy league college
[] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone
[] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast
[] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT
[] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV

X's so far: 26/70

[] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much
[x] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least
[] You have had to wear hand-me-downs
[] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free.
[] You fight for the bill because of face, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal
[] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time
[] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife"
[] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein
[] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it affects of it
[] You love hot pot

X's so far: 27/80

[] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts
[] Your parents are especially loud on the phone
[x] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant
[]You try to coerce others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company
[] You give fruits as gifts.
[] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things
[] You are smaller in size compared to the Caucasian population
[] You have relatives in Canada
[] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you
[] You use faces like -_-,xD, xP, or T.T
X's so far: 28/90

[x] Every big event revolves around food
[] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines
[] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way
[x] You try to save money on everything you buy
[] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight
[] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia
[] School is always the number one priority in your family
[] You care a lot about honour and saving face.
[] Your parents expect you to do everything right.
[x] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking.

TOTAL: 31/100

Safe...Phewwwww

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[x] You were born in Asia
[x] You use the term "Azn"
[x] You think DDR is cool
[x] You watch anime
[] You like Korean dramas
[] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[] You drink lemon tea

X's so far:6/10

[x] once in a while you style your hair
[] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report card
[x] You study Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[X] You play badminton or table tennis
[x] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge

X's so far: 14/20

[] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[] You own an Asian car
[x] You're not the only child
[] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[x] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer asian girls
[] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[] You can do the rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[x] You play video games

X's so far: 19/30

[] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[] You have karaoke at home
[x] You have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK
[x] You've been to a LAN party more than 3 times
[] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console
[x] You play a musical instrument
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks well
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school

X's so far: 26/40

[] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
[] You don't like football
[] You have a curfew
[x] You know what ulzzang/tb means...tuberculosis??
[] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[x] You've played final fantasy
[] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 31/50

[x] You know what bok choy is
[x] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[x] You have/had a tutor
[x] You've had pocky/yan yan before
[] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad" and then he replies "Ask your mum
[x] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it
[] You have tasted durian
[] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering
[] You have eaten snake
[] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are.

X's so far: 36/60

[] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle"
[] You have or have had a bowl cut
[] Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids
[] You eat everything with chopsticks
[] You hang your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours
[] You are applying to an IB league college
[] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone
[] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast
[x] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT
[x] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV

X's so far: 38/70

[] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much
[x] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least
[x] You have had to wear hand-me-downs
[] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free.
[x] You fight for the bill because of face, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal
[] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time
[] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife"
[] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein
[] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it affects of it
[] You love hot pot

X's so far: 41/80

[x] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts
[x] Your parents are especially loud on the phone
[] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant
[]You try to coerce others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company
[] You give fruits as gifts.
[] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things
[x] You are smaller in size compared to the Caucasian population (not down there)
[x] You have relatives in Canada
[] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you
[x] You use faces like -_-,xD, xP, or T.T
X's so far: 46/90

[x] Every big event revolves around food
[] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines
[] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way
[] You try to save money on everything you buy
[] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight
[] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia
[] School is always the number one priority in your family
[x] You care a lot about honour and saving face.
[] Your parents expect you to do everything right.
[] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking.

TOTAL: 48/100

damn.. wish i could be 2 more points Asian so it could be 50/100 and be reduced to 1/2 (+1 fob point right here lol)

48 is still the most ahaha 2 more points and you would be OFFICIALLY sent to KM